…it’s time to readjust your life goals. Your plan to invent the beer-launching fridge? Someone beat you to it.
You can check it out here.
Then you can get on about your life inventing something useful, like a bonbon launching machine. You know, for all of us moms sitting around eating bonbons. 
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That is EXACTLY what I need. Not only will my butt and gut get wider and ever so more attractive, but it has the added benefit of requiring an electrical appliance right in the middle of my living room!
/me takes beer launching fridge off of Sheila’s Happy April 16th gift list.