The problem is that it’s so easy to spell. 4 letters. Most of their fans hesitate to spell anything over that (I shouldn’t talk as spelling is my worst subject). Just teach him to spell Mississippi. It’s fun to spell and catchy. Or B-double e-double r-un. It’s a good one to sing. Mrs. Grotto will most likely tell you that a good tune will help you learn just about anything.

I’m really sorry to hear about this incident. I don’t know what it was that made you think your children could be safe with a bucknut watching them. Funny though, I thought maybe it was Jeff who had done this to your poor children. I know when I finally get around to having children, I’m going to have to watch him (They will be a boys!) carefully around all those who are not smart enough to root for the Wolverines. I have already had the talk with my father-in-law (An OH– grad) about what colors my children will be allowed to wear.

Heidi: You mean you don’t run home every day and immediately check to see what wisdom I’ve imparted in the blogosphere? For shame. Yeah, I still don’t know how you survived that day! Whew. You are Superwoman! Thanks for my awesome day.
And, as for the rest, all I have to say is, “I-L-L-I-N-I!!!!!!”